Hey 2013, remember when I made the New Year’s Resolution to be off Facebook for a year? (As first announced here, then chronicled on Day 103 and Day 196.) I managed not to have reactivated and logged back on my profile for the 365 days (plus few more in December 2012). And thus…
I have achieved my first New Year’s Resolution in my life.
Aren’t you proud of my achievement, 2013, being in bold…and I feel a bit carefree with glee… italics as well?
And I’ll admit, when I’m on the Internet, it’s impossible to avoid Facebook. I wanted to see the amusing Doritos Super Bowl commercials earlier this year, but was taken to the Facebook website to view them. News articles reporting how a particular post received thousands of likes and comments and certain websites offering you to log with your FB account including OKCupid, which I find to be incredibly odd.
Even the print medium can’t get enough. The flyers you get in your mailbox have tiny social media stamps begging you to follow them on Facebook and Twitter. I also bought a book recently that had a small Facebook Page on the back cover, which almost was a deal breaker for me.
I miss how simple Facebook was back in 2006, but like teenage pop stars, once you get the bandwagon madness rolling, it’s bound to go out of control and then twerk & derp itself off a cliff into either oblivion or worse, “mainstream.”
I don’t plan on renewing my resolution on being off Facebook. This year gave me a good time to consult other digital nicotine alternatives, like Yelp and Instagram.
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When you think about it, a New Year’s Resolution usually fall into two categories:
A) Doing Something
B) Doing Nothing
In the first category, you set goals and plans on what tasks to take on. Usually it’s the exercise and diet (and for the artistically inclined like us, it’s writing the novel or updating your blog frequently). You have to do the morning jogs and the why-do-I-do-this-to-myself whet grass shots to get the results you desire.
The one I achieved falls into the second category. It was relatively easy because all I had to do was nothing. I guess in theory it sounds like a slacker’s wet dream, but in reality it can be challenging because you’re dealing with the dreaded don’t. So your inner-child is squirming and throwing angsty-tamtrums in hopes of getting you to cave into your impulses. It usually succeeds and you want to retaliate by spanking your inner-child, but then that would mean you would have to spank yourself, which I’m now abandoning the awkward metaphor now.
Doing Something is about diligence and Doing Nothing is about the endurance, and both of them require certain amount of willpower.
But isn’t doing nothing, doing something?
Don’t get smart with me, Internal Monologue.
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